Cornify Ask a Unicorn!

SORRY, I ONLY PLAY REAL GAMES LIKE BATTLEFIELD AND CALL OF DUTY AND WHATEVER ELSE IS GOING TO BE ON XBOX ONE, THE CLEARLY SUPERIOR CONSOLE, IT’S EVEN BETTER THAN ANY PC OUT THERE SO DON’T EVEN START WITH ME, I KNOW MY FACTS NERDS.

I MIGHT HAVE TAKEN A LITTLE CAT NAP BUT NOTHING SERIOUS, GEEZ I LEAVE FOR TWO SECONDS AND YOU THINK I’M DEAD.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN, I FELL ASLEEP FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES AND THEN THIS HAPPENS OH MAN OH MAN, I’M GONNA GET THROWN IN UNICORN JAIL FOR UNICORN FRAUD.

I SURE HOPE THEY AREN’T THOSE EMBARRASSING PICTURES OF ME FROM THAT FROM THAT CHRISTMAS PARTY OOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GET OUT AND DON’T EVER COME BACK.

THE SHOW IS CURRENTLY IN PRODUCTION BUT KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR UPDATES.
ALSO GO SAY HELLO TO SASSYHORSE

IT ONLY SLIGHTLY RULES BECAUSE.
BECAUSE.
I CAN’T THINK OF ANY REASONS I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE MODEST HAHAHAHA IT’S THE BEST.
#PEGASI STILL SUCK AND SMELL LIKE FARTS 2013 HAPPY NEWYEAR KANYEWEST 

trainbowdash:


This picture honestly started out very normal…and then got severely out-of-hand.((p.s. all those unicorn pictures came from Ask A Unicorn)) 


I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY OUT OF HOOF CAUSE THIS LOOKS PERFECT TO ME HEY KIDS GO SAY HELLO TO THE SASSAFRASS SHE IS WONDERFUL.

trainbowdash:

This picture honestly started out very normal…
and then got severely out-of-hand.
((p.s. all those unicorn pictures came from Ask A Unicorn)) 

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY OUT OF HOOF CAUSE THIS LOOKS PERFECT TO ME HEY KIDS GO SAY HELLO TO THE SASSAFRASS SHE IS WONDERFUL.

DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT.
WHERE I COME FROM THAT MEANS YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME LETS FIGHT. 

YOU USE MY BRETHREN TO PULL YOUR HUMAN CARTS????
THE BEARS WILL SUFFER FOR THIS OFFENSE.