ANON I RECOMMEND INVESTING IN A PAIR OF EYES.
I MEAN THEY’RE REALLY NICE AND STUFF.
YOU CAN.
SEE WITH THEM.
THEY’RE FAIRLY HANDY.
I MEAN SO THAT:
1. YOU CAN TELL I’M A UNICORN
2.SO YOU WON’T HAVE TO ASK SAID UNICORN WHAT SEASON IT IS.
BUT SINCE IT’S CHRISTMAS TIME, I EXPECT LOTS OF PRESENTS.
SPECIFICALLY SMOOTHIES/BUTTS.
SO NOW YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF GIFT CARD TO GET ME SINCE GOING TO STORES AND BUYING SOMETHING CREATIVE AND FUN WOULD BE TOO MUCH OF A HASSLE.
I wonder if Ask A Unicorn is watching…
BEHOLD LADIES AND GENTS.
AN ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF MY “BUMPIN’ DONK”.
JUST ANOTHER TREAT FOR Y’ALL FOR MOD PICTURE DAY.
THIS IS ESSENTIALLY A PHOTO OF MY REAR END.
SO.
ENJOY.
Uni you need to help me find where my pants disappeared to, this is all your fault >:o
GOSH I KNEW I SHOULDN’T HAVE POSTED THAT PICTURE.
I’M SORRY, SOMETIMES PANTS JUST FLY OFF INTO THE SUNSET WHEN I’M AROUND GEEZ.
I’LL REPAY YOU FOR THOSE.
SOMEHOW.
EVEN MORE HANDSOME THAN I COULD EVER IMAGINE
I KNOW I KNOW EVERYYYYBODY CALM DOWN.
RYAN REYNOLDS IN THE FLESH, I KNOWWWWW.
SO I HEAR IT’S POST PICTURES OF OURSELVES TODAY.
I DON’T GET IT SINCE YOU GUYS SEE ME ALL THE TIME BUT OKAY HERE YA GO.
MAYBE THEY’RE WILL BE ANSWERS SOON?
WHOOOO KNNOOOOOWS.
BUT HEY I MEAN WHO DOES ACTUALLY LIKE HUMANS?
NOT EVEN HUMANS LIKE HUMANS, AM I RIGHT? HAR HAR.
BUT WHOA WHOA WHOA KIDS.
WHAT IF I.
A HUMBLE LITTLE UNICORN.
TOLD YOU.
THAT A CUTE LITTLE OPOSSUM RAN A SWEET BLOG ON HERE?
YEAH I KNOW RIGHT? TRY AND KEEP YER NICKERS ON OKAY?
GO SAY HI TO LITTLE MISS HARLEY YEAH? GREAT THINGS HAVE COME/WILL COME FROM THAT QUALITY BLOG! <3
I MEAN.
UNLESS YOUR INTO THAT KINDA THING I GUESS.
BUT UM.
YEAH I.
I’LL.
BE WAITING?
I DON’T KNOW THE PROTOCOL FOR THOSE KIND OF UNICORN SHENANIGANS.
