Cornify Ask a Unicorn!

barontristan:

glitchicorn:

askaunicorn app now on adroid markets

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PLEASE DOWNLOAD MY APP. I NEED TO FEED MY FAMILY.

I HAVE MANY ‘WAIFUS’ AS THEY ARE CALLED ON THE ‘INTERNET’.
EACH OF THEM ARE VERY CLOSE TO MY HEART.

HAHA, IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE HEAT UH.
DON’T.
DON’T BE NEAR THE HOT THING.
(THE HOT THING IS ME)
((IN CASE YOU DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE JOKE))
(((I THOUGHT I WOULD EXPLAIN IT)))
((((WHICH IS ANOTHER JOKE ITSELF))))
(((((GET IT)))))

IS THIS A NORMAL THING ON TUMBLR.COM??????
I’M NOT REALLY INTO THAT STUFF SORRY.
STUFF BEING POOP.
MY POOP.

SORRY, I ONLY PLAY REAL GAMES LIKE BATTLEFIELD AND CALL OF DUTY AND WHATEVER ELSE IS GOING TO BE ON XBOX ONE, THE CLEARLY SUPERIOR CONSOLE, IT’S EVEN BETTER THAN ANY PC OUT THERE SO DON’T EVEN START WITH ME, I KNOW MY FACTS NERDS.

I MIGHT HAVE TAKEN A LITTLE CAT NAP BUT NOTHING SERIOUS, GEEZ I LEAVE FOR TWO SECONDS AND YOU THINK I’M DEAD.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN, I FELL ASLEEP FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES AND THEN THIS HAPPENS OH MAN OH MAN, I’M GONNA GET THROWN IN UNICORN JAIL FOR UNICORN FRAUD.

I SURE HOPE THEY AREN’T THOSE EMBARRASSING PICTURES OF ME FROM THAT FROM THAT CHRISTMAS PARTY OOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GET OUT AND DON’T EVER COME BACK.

THE SHOW IS CURRENTLY IN PRODUCTION BUT KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR UPDATES.
ALSO GO SAY HELLO TO SASSYHORSE